In case any of you missed the hours of mindless drivel being broadcast today. A baby has been born into the British royal family after a nine month pregnancy and after the mother went into labour. It is a boy and weighs about average for a baby boy. He hasn’t got a name yet but will become one of the wealthiest and most privileged people in the World. He will cry a lot, mess up his nappies (diapers), throw his food on the floor and start screaming when his first teeth start to come through his gums. One day his parents will tell him how on the day of his birth there was no other news in the World. Funny that. If you want more information just turn on the television tomorrow and you can listen to more drivel all day.

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