A new car would be nice

I am off to see a man about a car today and it feels very strange after this year of not being able to drive.

As I am waiting to be told that I am no longer officially epileptic after my brain haemorrhage, I am hoping that I will soon be able to drive again and how exciting to do it in a “new” car.

I feel almost as if it is the first time but then I have spent this year recovering from brain injury and many things seem new and exciting where maybe habit would have turned them into just ordinary every day events.

My neurologist thinks it could be a good idea to have a driving lesson just to make sure that I am OK but the Toad of Toad Hall in me thinks I should just get into a big shiny automobile and go poop poop.

There is something to be said for having a bit of a shake up as long as you come out OK the other side.

So what sort of car should I get? A big fast red one, I hope!