Sorry folks it’s Christmas so pass the sick bucket!

You don’t need me to remind you that now we are in December, we are well and truly into that nightmare of nightmares, the Christmas Shopping Season when taste, decency and style all disappear until well into January.

Something bad comes over us and we are gradually sucked down by all the sugary sentimental marketing goo.

We can’t even get enough of Father Christmas himself:

He haunts us on every street corner.

He is everywhere even lying on his back in pub car parks:

Nauseating marketing, terrible music, shopping madness, and forced jollity – it is enough to drive us away to a land that Santa forgot.

There is a solution however. before you get drawn in, watch this video which is pure festive horror. If you stay with it to the end, you will be cured of Christmas jollity forever. Enjoy!


  1. I thought Santa Claus was going to deck him or he would fall down an escalator or the Christmas tree would drop on him – you know, like a happy ending.

  2. I'm disconcerted to say that I was expecting a Tarantino-esque' ending.

    I'm not what that says about me really …. ;-)x

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