How Big Is A Wine Glass?

I went away to London for the weekend – the first time I went out of my local area since my brain haemorrhage apart from a crazy morphine fueled trip to Amsterdam a week after leaving hospital. I thought I…

Does size matter? Ask Tom Cruise

I went to the bone man the other day – just the latest in my busy diary full of consultants looking at me with a critical eye. I always thought I was perfect until I was suddenly taken ill 8…

Just Me and Toad

Well who would believe it! That movable roof at Wimbledon was used because apparently London was having bad weather. It was the Andy Murray match which everyone except me seems to have been watching. Apparently it was very exciting but…

An English Summer Murder

It is English Summer Day Five and down here in South East England there hasn’t been a break in the weather. Today is hot and blue skied and even yesterday’s breeze has dropped. If you don’t live in the English…

Rustling Grass and Gray’s Elegy

English Summer Day Three and the sun is still shining, the sky is blue, the temperature up and a man is outside my window on a ladder mending the lead flashing on the roof. I am looking beyond him to…