Hating clarinets and flip flops is just silly

Someone I used to know told me once that he hated clarinets. Why? I thought thinking of the wonderfully languid opening of Gershwin’s Rhapsody in Blue and then Mozart’s heart-breakingly beautiful Clarinet Quintet. As is usually the case when people…

Ahhhhhh Grasshopper

Whilst all around me are talking about the passing of the Gordon Brown government here in the United Kingdom, I thought of Mark Twain’s adage “The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.” If only Gordon Brown could come…

Sun, sea and Mirek Topolanek – hot stuff

There must be something about the thought of the former Czech prime minister, Mirek Topolanek relaxing naked in Silvio Berlusconi’s Sardinian holiday villa because suddenly this site has attracted a host of Czech readers (see yesterday). He is seen here…

I always knew I was irresistable

People who know me may not realize this but I am alluring, deeply attractive even in a crowd of models and football stars or even tennis players. I can’t help it – it is just there. I think it is…