Tag Miscellaneous

1) Wolfie Wolfgang was walking home in Lewes this afternoon at 3.24 when he saw a beetle walking across the Offham Road. He thought that it was bound to get squashed but for a few minutes no cars drove past…

1) Colin Bell went to the park in Lewes this evening but ran out of mosquito repellent after spraying his head and hands. He decided to tuck his trousers into his socks to prevent any insects getting to his legs.…

1) At 5.15 a young male jogger was seen running up a hill in Woodingdean. He was holding onto his right leg and limping as he ran. He was probably in pain and in a hurry. Doctors do not think…

1)Old Plate crack finally gives way. Reports are coming in that the plate that local resident Wolfie Wolfgang uses to stand a houseplant on has finally broken. It had been cracked for years but now has broken into two halves.…

1) Colin Bell was driving along the B2123, on the Downs between Falmer and Rottingdean at 5.05 p.m when he was held up behind a long traffic jam. He noticed that there were no cars coming in the other direction.…